List of stuff you might not know about me:
- Tried out for the New England Patriots
- Puts on a toupee and plays John Candy at “Uncle Buck” conventions
- Once told a female rock star she looked like Col. Klink from Hogan’s Hereos
- Does not drive a Cadillac, but a 85 Chevy Celebrity
Only one of the above is true – I really do have a thing for Caddies (my current ride is a 96 Fleetwood Brougham with more miles on it than I care to see), back when I had hair I was told I looked like John Candy, and while I am a diehard Pats fan, I am horrible at playing sports. Shoot me an email here if you want to say hi!